Jaded Babies Go Back to School - In Brooklyn! 

On October 5, learn what your teachers wouldn't tell you about what was in their diapers in our semi-loving tribute to going back to school!. We mix the energy of punk with the musical and songwriting chops of progressive rock and the staging and spirit of comedic theater. Come see a satirical Rush tribute, a swing tune about millenials, and a tearjerker about an owl all in one night. We’re fun, funny, AND can play our instruments. Featuring special guest vocalist Liz Tapia! Plus of course, free candy.

September 14 Gig in Manhattan - The Last Day of Bryan's 40's!!! 

On the last day of Bryan’s 40’s, give yourself a gift and come see him sing about silly things with your favorite naughty prog punk jazz band! We will be playing everything from our upcoming EP, plus a few surprises. Come see a satirical Rush tribute, a song about pooping, a swing tune, and a tearjerker about an owl all in one night. We’re fun, funny, AND can play our instruments. Featuring special guest vocalist Liz Tapia from Dark Beauty! 

The show is at The Bowery Electric, 327 Bowery in Manhattan, on Saturday, September 14 at 8:15. Come on, how often does this band get a decent slot on a Saturday night? Advance tickets are available at ticketfly.com. Can’t wait to see you there!

We're Gonna Make Some Magic - Studio Time Coming Up! 

Yep, it's true. We're not so jaded that we don't want to let you take us home with you. So Jaded Babies are going into the studio! No spoilers yet, but it's looking like eight tracks, with a few songs from our predecessor bands (The Ass Orbiters and Progressive Dementia.) The main focus of the recording though will be the new songs we've written in the past two years since we got together. And we also plan to ask a lot of our friends and heroes to guest on the recording! Not sure who will actually say yes, but we're pretty persistent!

Keep an eye out for gig and studio announcements, we'll be focusing on the studio tracks for this fall's shows. See ya soon!

Satirical Prog-Punk Tribute to Elton John - June 16 in Manhattan 

The band with more in common with theatrical rock acts like Frank Zappa and The Tubes has decided to design a show around Elton John. “Elton John has been in the news a lot with the movie coming out and all,” says Jaded Babies lead singer Bryan Zeigler, “and we’ll piggyback on anything we can. I’m not saying we’ll play any of his songs, but the night will reek of Elton. I can promise you that.”

Jaded Babies Take Times Square on May 31!!! 

Yep, this is it, we've finally made the big time! This is gonna be quite a show, we're in between a band that performs original songs about Lithuanian food, and a band called Weird America. It's like they designed the night for us! Come on out to Connolly's in Times Square after work on Friday, May 31. We'll have some new music, and classic Jaded Babies tunes. 

Have A Happy Easter with Jaded Babies 

It's OK, we know. By Easter night you'll need a good stiff rum drink and some amusing satirical rock. Jaded Babies love Easter. It's a time of renewal, free candy, and art rock masterpieces about poop and annoying neighbors. We're the gloriously satirical rock antidote to your holiday malaise. Come on out to Otto's and have some rum and hear Jaded Babies classics and a medley of Easter rock songs. We're your new favorite band!

First show of 2019 announced. See you in Manhattan! 

Everything is better in 2019, and that includes Jaded Babies. Sure we write great songs about silly things, and can actually play our instruments. The holidays are over, and we know you need to laugh. Come see our show, it's as fun as doing something truly naughty, only you'll smell better.

 

A Very Haunted Jaded Babies Show 

OK let’s be honest, this is going to be crazy. For our Halloween show on October 27 in Manhattan, we decided our show needed more costumes, more funny, more scary, and even better rock. It will be like Elton John and Keith Emerson wrote a mashup of Phantom of the Opera and your local carnival merry-go-round, and then played it over a progressive rock band. And new music will be debuted! Don't miss it!

Intro to Jaded Babies - September 29 in Jersey City 

We can't let New York continue to have all the fun! Now Jersey, we know you're likely Jaded Babies virgins, so we'll go easy on you the first time. This show will be an introductory slab of Jaded Babies, with a little rock, a little prog, a lotta laughs, and FREE CANDY! We wouldn't kid about the candy.

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